It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.
John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!
John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!
John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021
Get the 1800 Handsmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
Get the Hand-Warmingmug. by Jarosz January 17, 2016
Get the Barbie Handmug. A Trini (Trinidad & Tobago, W.I.) colloquialism meaning that someone is a great cook; someone who is talented in the kitchen; someone who makes really tasty food. Like someone who's talented at growing plants is said to have a 'green thumb,' a Trini who cooks really well is said to have a 'sweet hand.'
"Justin Silva? Dat man have a sweet hand! He made a 3-course seafood dinner for his girl's birthday!"
by c5ive December 16, 2011
Get the sweet handmug. 1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.
2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
by fivesome April 2, 2015
Get the Double Handingmug. A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Hand Creamermug. I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.
Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.
My hands are sticky from the hand festival.
That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.
Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.
My hands are sticky from the hand festival.
That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.
by Misterree88 November 20, 2011
Get the Hand Festivalmug.