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New York Happy Meal
WHen you take a dirty hooker home to get nasty with. you whip out your 10 inch dick and dont use a condom. make sure she is chained to the bed. Shit in her nostrols and piss in her mouth so she cannot breathe. Wait till she passes out and then you call a plumber.
The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.
Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.
Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!
The plumber unplugs her and then repeats the same action. SHe is still passed out/DEAD when you pick her up and have a 3some with her.
Next take her to New York City and throw her in a dumpster behind a McDonalds.
Now a few months later on the news you hear about a kid who had a dead hooker in his happy meal. YOUR WELCOME!
New York Happy Meal by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 9, 2011
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