nerd player

A male or female, who preferably works in a professional environment, whereby the social standings are less rigid. They are able to bypass their 'nerd' status and become a 'player' in that environment only. The nerd player, with less competition from real 'players', is able to manipulate and seduce other nerd woman from that business or firm they work for.

Harry slept with x the other night, but also slept with this other girl from the IT department the week before, he's such a nerd player.

by The the bosss August 8, 2017

Nerd-Boff

Someone who takes being geeky to another level. Usually a master with puzzles and knows LEGO Star Wars better than his family's birthdays

James: Yo Alex you coding a cheat for Runescape again?
Alex: Affirmative
James: you nerd-boff

by Big Poppa Fett July 28, 2016

Get nerd

You got nerd

Person1: My dad died 😢
Person2: Get nerd

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.

Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.

by Ollle August 20, 2013

Nerd Mode

When you’re wearing eyeglasses instead of contacts.

Ugh, I ran out of contacts! Guess I’ll have to be in nerd mode and wear my glasses.

by kristalskulls January 23, 2022

Nerd Fight

A pathetic attempt by two or more people to fight over the internet, usually while playing a video game. Since they cannot harm each-other physically, they attempt to harm each-other emotionally with name-calling, excessive swearing, and trying to act tough. Sometimes it is amusing and other times simply pathetic. Sometimes these 'fights' can last for over 30 minutes and serve no purpose other that to annoy everyone in the game/chatroom.

Nerd 1: omg fuking haxker noob.
Nerd 2: lolz u wish nub Ill pwn ur ass enyday
Nerd 1: yeah right btch least my mom aint a hairy ass slut.
Nerd 2: too bad you cant do anything to her with ur neddle d1ck lolz!
Nerd 1: whatever n00b Id fkin rape u at (insert overplayed fps shooter) anyday idiot u suck azz.
Nerd 3: hey everyone, its a NERD FIGHT!!!
(etc...)

by BlacRyu June 30, 2008

nerd rage

Indignant, hysterical, and incoherent screaming brought on by video game induced frustration.

Being griefed in UO for the 20th time that day, Ebert fell into an apoplectic nerd rage.

by Saks August 16, 2007