Wrinkle Neck

Noun. Best described as a singular unit of excrement. Person acting out in an obnoxious or unruly manner.

My neighbor's dog left a huge pile of wrinkle necks on my lawn.

My neighbor is a wrinkle neck for allowing his dog to crap on my lawn.

When Fred drinks, he can really be a total wrinkle neck.

by BigWyo October 13, 2009

Neck Day

Where you someone ties their neck to something such as a ceiling fan, and kill themselves.

1: “I’m participating in Neck Day!”

2: “…What does that mean?”
1: “You don’t want to know.”

by A.G. Zhark June 24, 2022

suck neck

When someone has a good neck for the dick to just slide into perfectly

Damn shawty got a suck neck!

by Picklesssssssss April 20, 2017

Neck Merp

The act of giving a person a hickey. To merp the neck of a significant other.

Whoa, Anna, where'd you get that huuge neck merp?

by Renaandyson June 21, 2012

Neck boob

A fatty growth on the back of the neck, usually accompanied by short coarse hairs

Teddy: Holy shit did you see the size of teppo's neck boob?
Rose: OMG!! it makes a giant crevice and its trapping her hair!!! Its making her hairs sweaty
Teddy: holy shit come to think of it she has multiple neck boobs....her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!
Rose: DUDE!! Take a picture!!

by Teddy Day-Aspinwall October 4, 2006

hip neck

A hybrid of hip-hop and red-neck. Seen throughout the country, a hip-neck is generally white trash, or dub-t. Often seen sporting Dale Earnhardt and Tupac bumper stickers on the same vehicle.

Dale is a real hip neck, he lives in a double-wide trailer with 24 inch rims.

by T Penn December 18, 2007

Neck Penus

A Neck Penus is a penis usually found on the neck, it has no purpose but to give others the chancce to make fun of you and say "Dude! what the fuck is that on your neck!?"

"I commited suicide because everyone was making fun of me for having a Neck Penus."

by NukkaFresh April 7, 2009