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nasty noah's ark

When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.
Willy passed out at the party last night and everyone there pulled the old "nasty noah's ark" on him. We all laughed and started calling him noah.
by Josh sindermann March 24, 2008
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nasty yankee

When a man shits in a womans mouth, and she then proceeds to give him head
My dick is still brown from when Aubrey gave me a nasty yankee!
by Kyle bitch May 8, 2008
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nasty cuddle

To lay in the bed or on the couch and fondle one another for any amount of time. Normally done after a long day at work when both parties involved are too tired too have sex. Can sometimes lead to having sex.
bf: I had such a long day at work
gf: Yea me too, we should just lay down and nasty cuddle
for a while.
bf: You read my mind!
by Brooklynn Renee May 25, 2010
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Nasty Norma

When you're in the midst of receiving fellatio, and the blower proceeds to lick your anus and you clench your butt cheeks in shock and the tongue of the salad tosser gets stuck in there.
Mike: Her tongue was stuck in my butthole like she licked a frozen pole or something, it was a total Nasty Norma.

Izabella: That sucks, man.
by hilsee killa March 15, 2011
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Narky

Basically, a bad decision. Doing something stupid and/or sus.
Jon: Oh Ms. Jolene, you forgot to hand us the assigned homework.

Teacher: *Passes out homework*
Mariah: Jon that was so narky wtf?
by big.goku March 7, 2019
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Nasty Boi

Jenna Marble’s dog, Kermit (Cermit,) is, a, nasty boi!!

He cries in nasty

He sleeps in nasty

He is nasty

He cries when not loved, what a mood

But ily Cermit can’t wait to watch the tutorial on how to water my Cermit
Jenna: *making herself taller*
Kermit: *Cries in nastyiness*
Jenna: *looks at Kermit*
Julian (behind the camera:) NASTY BOI!!
by ymirsgf June 24, 2019
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fudge nasty

1)when your frustration has reached a point beyond reasonable description and you don't have the words to describe it

2)can be used in place of nearly any curse
by D Weber March 4, 2008
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