dutch noodle

A sexual maneuver where your tongue is put in one's ear, while simultaneously putting your penis in their other ear. Requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.

I totally unloaded in my woman's ear last night while I was giving her the dutch noodle.

by cuvay April 24, 2015

Fag-Noodle

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male

Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

pooper noodle

A secret word for anal seepage.

*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!

by mad_muffinz November 28, 2006

Ninja Noodle

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009

Ramen noodle

A form of butt play. To eat and/or slurp ramen noodles out of someone’s anus.

1. I think that new girl is freaky. I’m pretty sure she’d let me ramen noodle her booty.

2. Last night I totally ramen noodled that dude.

by Egm7479 February 27, 2018

Whippin the noodle

A term used to describe masturbation

Hey Hal stop whippin the noodle!

by kirtap May 18, 2005

Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

by Erika The Creator July 11, 2008