welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 29, 2024

Never-ending bowl

The phenomenon in which, when faced with a bowl of food (salad, pasta, etc.), eating continually does nothing to decrease the quantity of food from which you started.

A: "Dude, are you even eating?"
B: "I am, it’s just a never-ending bowl!"

by aureliaaurita June 20, 2024

never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

Never

Not ever. Not once. No way, no how. Nada.

Guy 1 - “Have you seen Sonic 2?”
Guy 2 - “Never.”
Guy 1 - “Well, there’s this one part whe-”
Guy 2 - “DON’T spoil it.”

by Captain Ravioli June 16, 2022

queen never cry

an internet meme that originated from tiktok. it usually shows a panel from a comic called "Ki Sisters" where a mother gave birth to her daughter, and once it was born, she looks at it and said "queen never cry" the daughter locks tf in and makes a diva face. It gained popularity due to it being so fucking weird and funny. also because of the poor english

Sarah: "Jessica, my boyfriend broke up with me. I don't know what to do."
Jessica: "Queen never cry"

Sarah: *locks the fuck in and makes an uncanny ass DIVA face"

by bigpimpin'jamie November 25, 2024