momatose

Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.

See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and

Kid: What happened to Mom?

Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.

by 1st-to-say-Faux-Hawk October 25, 2017

momma karen

A super mom. A mom that is extremely overprotective, if you mess with her kids you better watch out.

Everyone loves momma Karen, she’s so entertaining!!

by Thicckitkat December 31, 2017

mommatized

Being traumatized by hearing about your mom's sex life.

I was playing video games minding my own business and suddenly I was mommatized when my mom was on the phone talking about her new sex toy she was so excited about.

by FiftyShadesOfPlay May 18, 2018

momma saj

one of the best momma’s you’ll have. an astonishing person who is caring and kind to all herchildren. constantly there and gives a helping hand. amazing at everything and is a beauty.

friend 1: woah, dude! is that your real mom?! she’s so cool!

me: nah, she’s my momma saj!

friend 2: where do i find one?!

by urwelcomesemaj May 19, 2018

MOMAS

Ugly , bald head , dirty.

Momas is dirty

by Joe Cosby May 30, 2018

MOMAS

ugly and dirty

momas is dirty

by Joe Cosby May 30, 2018

Momma Fro Fro

Momma Fro Fro is an ex member of one of the bands that saved so many lives, My Chemical Romance. Momma Fro Fro is our responsible mother from the band. He puts his hands in cup cakes

Rawr XD

Momma Fro Fro is my fuhking momma and don't you dare try and 'correct' me or tell me otherwise caise i know my stuff.

by Nikz XD July 6, 2018