Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.
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Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.
See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and
Kid: What happened to Mom?
Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.
Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.
by 1st-to-say-Faux-Hawk October 25, 2017
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Being traumatized by hearing about your mom's sex life.
I was playing video games minding my own business and suddenly I was mommatized when my mom was on the phone talking about her new sex toy she was so excited about.
by FiftyShadesOfPlay May 18, 2018
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friend 1: woah, dude! is that your real mom?! she’s so cool!
me: nah, she’s my momma saj!
friend 2: where do i find one?!
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friend 2: where do i find one?!
by urwelcomesemaj May 19, 2018
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Momma Fro Fro is my fuhking momma and don't you dare try and 'correct' me or tell me otherwise caise i know my stuff.
by Nikz XD July 6, 2018
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