8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

8 Ball Mohammed by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

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I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali by Kumbear December 16, 2022

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