"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"
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Get the meditating behind the mobile unit mug.Mobile Beggar: A modern-day freeloader who uses technology and can appear anywhere—whether at work, outside your home, or through persistent messages. Much like a modern-day vampire, they don’t rob you directly but can drain your emotional and financial resources. They often seek not just money, but also companionship, reflecting deeper struggles and fears. While they may sometimes be parasitic, they also carry a sense of loyalty and a need for empathy. It can happen to anyone, so never judge, because the universe might teach you a lesson and put you in their shoes overnight. It’s always best to help them if you can, but set boundaries—never let them stay at your house to make it clear that it’s your personal space. In the end, you can temporarily help them, but the only person who can truly help is themselves.
Lee: Frank, I was well happy, buzzing, just been paid, bruv, LOL. You know the score, and I’ve got my wallet out, got a hundred quid, feeling flush, bruv, init, feeling pretty sick, bruv.
Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?
Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?
Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?
Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.
Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?
Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.
Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?
Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?
Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?
Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.
Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?
Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.
by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025
Get the Mobile Beggar mug.A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.
The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.
by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025
Get the Improvised E-mobility Device mug.A controversial mobile game that has decent battle royale and interesting MP game modes. The controversy starts with ranked MP as it's known that the game is using a highly controversial EOMM (engagement optimised matchmaking) system instead of a fairer SBMM (skill based matchmaking. Another spark of controversy is 'mythic' weapons and skins that cost real money. They perform no better than the vanilla weapons, only produce special effects when an enemy is killed with the mythic version. One of the best gamemodes in my opinion is BR in Alcatraz and is one of the only reasons I keep codm installed on my phone. The non ranked MP is decent enough. But ranked MP is a controversial and rigged mess.
Battle royale in Alcatraz is the only decent game mode in call of duty mobile. Ranked team deathmatch can be thousands of times more difficult than doom on ultra nightmare difficulty.
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Get the Goon mobile mug.stupid video shit on games that are used on online games such as tall man run, melon sandbox, join clash 3d, hole io and etc that has a woman's hand with painted fingernails that does intentionally stupid moves and strategies to lose on purpose, some mobile game ads like fishdom have literally fake gameplays where you start as a fish, you eat other small fishes and eat the king fish, but at the middle of the ad the bot fails to complete the task which literally attracts children into thinking that mode exists, but its just a match 3 puzzle game like candy crush and homescapes. additionally the woman's hand is being controlled by a bot or some stupid ai that loses on purpose because of their low iq. some of them are brainrot while little of them are a bit NSFW. plus when the game ad video finishes it has a very fake blue install button that sends you to google play store.
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