Mom I Tried

A derogatory term for a Community College. It infers that since anyone can get into them, Community Colleges are for students too stupid or too lazy to get into a "real" college (a Four Year).

"All my friends are smart and going to real colleges, but I'm an idiot and could only got into a mom I tried."

by Rosehasthorns July 29, 2009

mom emails

Your typical viral or spam email (or cyberprop) meant to either scare or amaze gullible or trustworthy people, who believe anything on the internet, and so get sent to you by your mom. The Mom emails that are making outlandish claims usually can be dis-proven by snopes.com. They most often contain large bolded text and have something to do with either politics or chemicals in house hold products. You will usually receive 3-4 of these emails at one time as moms don't check and send their emails as often.

AKA: an unsuspecting spammer... only it's your mom, and she doesn't send you enlargement adds.

NOTE: The content of these emails can also include not so funny jokes, or mildly amusing/amazing photos.

Mom emails include large bolded text like:

"PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS."

"DOES ANYONE OUT THERE KNOW HOW WE CAN STOP THIS....."
"I'm not breaking this one. If I get it a 1000 times, I'll forward it a 1000 times!"

by hoodie_ninja October 7, 2009

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!

by Collloser The Typer Boi January 5, 2021

mom burn

When a mom says something nice about her son and inadvertantly burns his friend in a way so clever that you wonder if it was actually intentional.

friend: "chris is a bad speller"
mom: "it's because he speaks french"
friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"

by observatori March 31, 2007

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

by Job, Blow July 18, 2020

Mom Thong

High-waisted T-shaped underwear that ladies wear. When a woman bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters.

Her Mom Thong was about 4 inches above the waistline of her low-slung jeans.

by KNo14 March 26, 2010

Mom Party

A high class box social when each attendent brings their best Mom to the party to be examined, heartfully chatted about or discouraged.

This weekends "Mom Party" is about to be off the chains.

by Ross B July 16, 2008