Mid-les crisis

The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.

Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".

Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.

by bamfstatic January 12, 2011

MID

Fortnite chapter 2

Person 1: hey man what do you think of fortnite chapter 2?

Person:2 MID, that shit straight up sucked bro

by Breadbatch fan October 1, 2022

Mid

A synonym for John Henry’s team, the Boston Red Sox, used to illustrate their uneventful and disappointing seasons.

“Did you go to the Red Sox game last weekend?” “Fuck no, why would I pay for overpriced tickets to watch a mid game?”

by Fire Burst September 24, 2024

Mid

A person's opinion that is not valid in the writer's eyes.
This can also be used on people (Possibly to say they r no lifes)

Example 1: So.. You say Sugar x Ella is a valid Total Drama ship? That is so mid!
Example 2: ngl Jellybean is mid. - Meowbahh, not knowing she is also mid.

by Raichudeserveslove42069 April 11, 2022

mid

mid x mid

retard 1 - bro u should watch hunter x hunter is so fucking good

intellectual 1 - sorry mate i only watch goated shows like overflow not shit like mid x mid

by stromywinter September 15, 2021

Mid

A Malteser dipped in Diet Coke

‘See that outfit, that’s so mid’

by Bro fr fr July 31, 2022

mid broads

Broads that are mid.

"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"

by Gjord September 27, 2022