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Mexican Yardsale

When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.
They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.
by timoioi October 5, 2009
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Rich Mexican

A rare breed here in the United States. More than likely his/her daddy owns a successful business such as construction, a restaurant, or a store. They tend to have many cars, balancing between blacks and whites. Black have nice rims on shitty cars and whites have shitty stock rims on nice cars. Rich Mexicans will have nice rims on nice cars. They usually wear Abercrombie & Fitch, Polo Ralph Lauren, and Lacoste. They are usually very good looking.
White boy: "Damn, look at that rich Mexican in that nice truck."

White girl: "Well, of course. His dad owns a successful business and they are doing quite well."
by bigcawks May 5, 2009
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Mexican Shower

When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.
I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.
by achristianrabbi January 3, 2008
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Mexican massage

A massage without using ones hands.
Lisa: "Did you give her a Mexican massage?"
Buddy: "I am a gentleman!"
by Costa Maya Chick December 12, 2008
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Mexican Blizzard

Used for revenge and/or entertainment. The act of shitting in a fan, burying unsuspecting passersby in a storm they won't soon forget.
Juan: Remember the Mexican Blizzard of '03?

Oscar: You kidding? I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.
by Trennodon October 17, 2008
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mexican loctite

A substitute method of keeping threaded fasteners from becoming loosened due to vibration, stress, etc. Instead of using conventional liquid {loctite}, one simply assembles the fastener using dissimilar thread combinations, i.e., a coarse thread on on a fine thread bolt.
Alternatively, if the threads match, grind or hammer the threads of the bolt slightly to induce the crossthreading principle.
We didn't want the helicopter rotor to loosen unexpectedly, so we assembled it with Mexican loctite.
by BobONtheKnob October 24, 2006
mugGet the mexican loctitemug.

Mexican waterfall

The act of defecating in a floor length urinal.
Dude, all the toilets were occupied and i really had to go! So i just decided to use the mexican waterfall method!
by BenDrinkin March 24, 2011
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