An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.
by jefferprise December 18, 2007
This term resembles the idea of never giving up. It has spawned from MMORPG's and used in the sense of being the greatest of the great. An ownage machine is someone who doesnt let anyone stop them, and continues to do their best at all times--kicking ass and taking names in the free time.
Most common use: I'm an ownage machine.
Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.
Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.
by beatbop July 08, 2009
one of the phrases which Endorphous uses to answer his mobile phone with.
Also, a term for a machine which is not that old.
Also, a term for a machine which is not that old.
by Milpke February 06, 2004
by Krkič June 14, 2019
Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010
by Modest Pelican September 03, 2019
A book written by Dan gutman about some friends named Snik,Brenton,Kelsey,Judy were they make a homework machine
by Crazydude101johncena December 08, 2016