Moss

A smart spunky boy who isn’t afraid of anything. Her is very outgoing and brave but don’t mess with him he don’t play . He is a true lover and all the girls want him!

Moss a very gorgeous human

by Wait4it! May 17, 2018

Messy hoe

Trys to play part as a 'friend' when in ones home with the extremely high beliefs she is 'secretly' conversating with ones man.

Only a messy hoe will smile in your face while trying to get with your man at the same time.

by Shawtywithasmile December 14, 2018

monsy

A beautiful loving woman who is relentless and determined to what she sets her mind to any chance to find someone like her is impossible she is unique in her own wholesome self which is the best thing she could give you her looks can make you go blind she is the most stunning gorgeous lady there is as well as being very hardworking and busy with her goals but will always find the time for you

I love you Monsy!

by Sirglizzy November 2, 2020

Messy head

When a girl is giving you a head and is super messy with it spit and everything

The 🧠 was super messy
She gives the best messy head bro

by unknown_T1 February 12, 2021

mossblume

A amazing tik toker who mainly posts about Genshin but I still love them. They also post about omori too.

Hey do you know mossblume
Yeah they are very amazing

by Caprisun May 19, 2021

Mossbourne

Mossbourne is a school in Hackney that still sticks to the old n untold ways of life. All hallways are patrolled by TEACHER UNITS and they are assigned to squads called DEPARTMENTS. The ring leader of the DEPARTMENTS is called the HEAD OF DEPARTMENTAL UNITS. When a nonconformist is found their IDENTIFICATION PAPERS, commonly know as "Planners" are taken away. Once one's IDENTIFICATION PAPERS are taken they are given an IMPRISONMENT NOTE in which they MUST attend or face CONSEQUENCES.

EVENT 21/05/2021

Dissident students are taken out of LINE after protesting about UNAUTHORISED topics.

"FREE PALESTINE" - Student 1
*Gunshots ring*
"You got anything to say?" - Teacher
"No sir! For the Mossbourne Regime!" - Student 2
"Good, good." - Teacher

by badoobadim May 21, 2021

Ted Mosby Expectations

Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"

Dude you have "Ted Mosby Expectations" when it comes to dating; they are too high and unrealistic!

by GuitarMelody June 7, 2014