Rap Monster

NOT dance monster guys, it’s rap monster, not dance monster.

“is that dance monster from BTS?”
“nO that’s rap monster. not dance monster.”

by bea :^) June 7, 2020

raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash

Lala,your such a raging cock monger

by I am Rex August 10, 2009

Monster Energy Drinks

An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.

12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster

12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!

Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!

by Magneticturkey April 30, 2010

Monster Farts

A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.

Dave: Farts*

Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?

Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.

by xxloosecannonxx March 21, 2010

Doo-Doo Monster

one who is obsessed with doo-doo. This person will stop at no cost to make sure that in each and every chance he/she gets they mention the word doo-doo. Doo-Doo Monsters are avid collectors of doo-doo and can travel lands far and near in search of the the "sacred" Holy Ground of Mt. Doo-Doo which is located off the coast in the Land of Doo.

Hey Jimmy! Quick! Flush the toilet before you attract the Doo-Doo Monster. We don't want him to cover you in filthy doo-doo! Muahahhaah

by Joe Dembeck February 22, 2008

Cock Monger

1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.

"God he is such a Cock Monger!"

by D0NNY May 8, 2010

monster

one of the best energy drinks

that monster was good

by yawckapo December 28, 2005