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Minion

A group of moms at 3am on facebook. Also described as a cult.
"The Minions Got into my house again" me
"You too!?!?!?!?!??! so # gamer lit?!?!??!???!?" jerald
by mOmMe MOm November 4, 2019
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Minion

Kevin is a minion.
by MrNoobins December 3, 2015
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The one in a million

The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.

It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )

If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
in Conversation:

Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."

Preston - "Freakin right man"
by Bondobrew February 4, 2009
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Minion

A little yellow dude in overalls; cute as hell, but not when people try to cosplay as them.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm going to cosplay as a minion!"

Person 2: "Uh... Yeah, let's not. You're going to embarrass yourself and everyone you know."

Person 3: "However, they are really cute... But you're not naturally yellow, so that won't work."
by Luna LoveGod June 13, 2016
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Minion

beady eyed little yellow niggas
Tom: I just watched minions last night

Hugh: Ew
by King Buggy XIII January 4, 2019
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Minion

Kind, happy, yellow beings.
"I love my pet minion"
by cone! January 7, 2018
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Million dollar shot

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and spit on her back to indicate you've came, when she turns around you cum in her eye.
Dude, I totally million dollar shotted your mum last night! Then I fucked your sister.
by Moochae' June 7, 2010
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