j.o.m.b.

To clarify, it's pronounced (jom-bee). and is the acronym for Jerk Off Memory Bank. This means to save an image in your mind for later self satisfaction, or perhaps sharing with another co-jerker.

Dude, when Dana bent over to pick up that pencil in the office I saw her thong slip up her pink meat curtains thru her dress. I'm sticking that in the j.o.m.b. (jom-bee) for my coffee break.

by the real justin April 27, 2009

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MBF

A boy friend acquired while vacationing in Mexico, preferably of Mexican descent.

Sally: What was that noise last night?
Rose: Oh that was just my MBF climbing through our kitchen window.

by SquirrellyB July 26, 2010

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mbe

me being evil

don't take my comments at face value.... it's just mbe
I wasn't being serious just mbe

by Katina Hughes October 10, 2008

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W.O.M.B.

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She was born W.O.M.B.

by Bandito Bodyman March 18, 2014

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MBM

Motor Boat Material, Any woman with large breast that you can put your face in between and motor boat

yo, shorty over there got some nice MBM's.

Look at the MBM running this way.

by Tony and Luis July 6, 2011

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A guy who is 100% Asian and has many "baby curls". They wear a lot of red and have funky hairstyles. They are usually into Sofia's and love to match or "twinsie" with people. Whenever people ask for high fives Mbulelo's are known to just dab instead of following through. Although they can be annoying most of the time, they can also be really kind, caring, great friends. They are known to forgive easily and are not ones to keep grudges.

Person 1: "Damn who's that Asian hottie?"
Person 2: "That must be Mbulelo"
Person 1: *whistles*

by awesomeguiya November 20, 2017

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