May 23

The day you hug your bestie day!!!!!

"Hey bestie can I have a hug it is May 23"

by ur mom <3 xD March 6, 2022

May 1st

Get head from your a friend

On May 1st I am getting head from my friend!

by Chris ledger March 28, 2021

tyler may

A Tyler May is a super sexy guitar playing badass who is frequently seen sporting a beard so attractive the ladies faint with lust.

Girl A: Omg, Tyler May is here!
Girl B: Too bad he's married.

by Anonymous10091988 January 8, 2014

Gracie-Mai

Gracie-Mai's are not to be messed with because their most common colours are red, they wear red, see red and bleed red. If you are friends with a Gracie-Mai you should feel blessed because they have a small social group and don't enjoy the company of people. Gracie-Mai's are also very family orientated and would do anything to keep her family safe. Gracie-Mai's are very self-conscious and don't like it if people stare at them for more than three seconds. Overall Gracie- Mai's are kind and compassionate in times when their close friends or relatives need them.

Gracie-Mai helped me when I was having a panic attack today
Gracie-Mai punched me when I looked at her for more than three seconds, how cool

person 1: your'e such a Gracie-Mai calm down! and don't see red.

by Scott- Michael Hemmings November 7, 2019

may 30

a gay person was born on this day

"i was born on may 30"
"oh so you´re gay?"

by yourmommx May 27, 2022

may 2020

A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it

Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020

by Cocknballnballncock May 31, 2020

May 30th

National be nice to moss day

"Its May 30th Lets all do something for moss"

by Potaxxium May 29, 2021