Madison

Madison is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful. She has long, blonde hair, green eyes, big boobs, delicate skin, tiny hands and feet, dazzling white teeth surrounded by full pouty red lips.

Madison has a great personality. She loves Star Wars, video games, and comic books. She is a geek. She has collections of action figures, trading cards, and other memorabilia that just makes her more awesome.

She is a girly tom boy. She can be one of the guys, but at the same time, be so beautiful that you get distracted and beat when you are playing a video game with her. Her favorite color is pink, and she can kick your ass with her pink 360 remote. You will never see it coming.

Madison is almost always single. If you are lucky enough to date a Madison, keep her entertained. She will leave you soon if you bore her. She will go on to bigger and better things, and leave you behind, so be careful.

"Damn, Madison is so beautiful, I wish I could date her."

"Me too, I played MW3 with her, and she kicked my ass, I don't know how she does it."

by TheGuyWithTheThing August 21, 2012

Madison High School

The person who wrote the previous definition is so fucked up. Madison is NOT a rich snobby school. Madison is full of queers, stoners, potheads, sluts, more queers, gangs, over-the-top actors and drama queens/kings. Langley on the other hand...if you sold all the cars in Langley's parking lot you could afford to feed a small country. 80% of the students at Madison have either
A) Lost their virginity
B) Tried some kind of drug
or
C) Skipped class to hang out at Mosbys
The other 20% that say they haven't done any of these things are either lying or are Mormon.

"Dude, I just got high walking down the Science Hall!"

by Queerness January 24, 2005

madison & RJ

the cutest couple alive <--- technically not one yet but will be . psh what could i say this guy is a lucky son of a bitch .. & he better treat her right or ill chop his balls off;) & madisons pretty lucky to have him too <3

made by ur bestest buddie Chelsea(:

madison & rj = hot love righ thurrr

by chelseaanicole<3 November 26, 2010

MAID

Materialistic asshole in disguise

Amy: Jenny don't date him just because he has a nice car.

Jenny: He says he cares for me more than his car.
Amy: He is just another maid. You can't trust him.

by Finest Freedom September 13, 2016

trap maid

Scummiest female ever. Dope head. Cleans up throw up, poop etc after druggies at the trap house get really messed up. Also performs oral on whomever.

Dumb trap maid, I can smell her over here 4 tables away.

by Httwife May 16, 2017

Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011

Madison

aye madisons that bad ass bitch everyone knows and loves. she likes twerking, eating, singing like a dying walrus, being emo, shredding on air guitar, stalking band members, has long hippie brown hair, brown eyes that like to change color, and most of all, making people laugh they asses off. she has a caring side that comes out when her BFFs are in danger. she will listen to anything you gotta say, but shes opinionated and if u hate her opinion she'll bitch slap u and pull yo weave off, gurl. boys whose names are madison are probably mistaken for girls quite often. girl madisons like to pretend they're ghetto and say their name is sha nay nay bon quisha or quadeera. in general, madisons just a cray cray bitch from the hood

Girl: aye madison's a bitch
Madison: bitch imma pull yo weave off *pushes to ground and violently pulls weave off*

by ayeeemadison69 January 8, 2014