LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage

Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny

by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015

LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage

Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny

by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015

lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

by Kris Patel January 18, 2016

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016

Lobsterdog

A meal prepared on a split-top hot dog bun. Toasted with lobster and hot butter sauce, prepared in the US Midwestern states.

We went back to Becky's trailer to down a couple lobsterdogs.

by subnetguru July 31, 2016

lobster eye

When you go and rub your eyes in a girls vagina on her period

I really wish I wouldn't have lobster eyed that girl from Missoula

by lobster eye June 16, 2016

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016