Lincoln is an ugly ass faggot, he probably tries to rape his cats for fucks sakes, he looks super emo and has no friends. Probably cause hes a man whore
by Suckmyfuckingdickyoufaggots September 18, 2023
A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.
by sexoffender_202 March 04, 2024
by STRAWBERRY/SODA! May 01, 2019
Lincoln, the guy who sits behind you in math class.
He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.
He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.
by Spacey Lisa October 18, 2020
Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 05, 2024
A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.
Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
by Phuc Yuu November 03, 2021