Grandma Lesbian

A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.

Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.

by lesbean May 15, 2019

official lesbians

The kind of lesbians that you see in the porn movies.
The good looking ones, that look like women.
Not the ones that look like men.

Look, good looking girls walking hand in hand – they got to be official lesbians.

by Tjpl May 15, 2014

lesbian curveball

A lesbian who heads out to pick up a one night stand and gets it home and finds it to be a male

Gee last night wasn't exiting that what a lesbian curveball he looked just like one of us

by Frank ruboneout November 18, 2013

reverse lesbian

When a person you have been dating tries to gradually move you in with them with out your knowledge. Unlike the traditional lesbian, where your second date involves a u-haul, in the reverse lesbian, your boyfriend or girlfriend nonchalantly invites you to keep more and more of your belongings at his or her place until you one day find you are living there out of convenience because it is where most of your stuff resides.

As in, "First he bought me a tooth brush. Next he gave me a drawer to 'store some things'. The next thing I knew he had pulled a reverse lesbian and I was paying half his rent."

by ElaineDances March 13, 2014

Beer Lesbians

When beer/alcohol makes two people laugh and giggle together like little school girls, excluding everyone else from their new found drunken friendship.

Hey Nate, quit being beer lesbians with Mike. I'm getting bored over here!

by MasterJayman "JUSTIN" November 23, 2010

Clutch of Lesbians

The collective noun for a group of lesbians and/or otherwise queer individuals who present as female.

Oh man, that clutch of lesbians over there look like they're having fun. I should introduce myself.

by land_of_what May 31, 2013

chocolate lesbian

Oreos with all of the cream filling licked out of them.

I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.

Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!

by observantlurker September 21, 2015