Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Knife

A sharp tool typically found in kitchens that whispers things to you

the knife told me to do it

by Gnomer8 March 15, 2024

knifing

a couple lays flat on their backs in bed, while proceeding to touch each other

i caught my friend and his woman knifing one day

by DonJuanFranko July 20, 2022

Knife

Small kind of horse. Good for gun fights

Ur knife

by FouthNose June 7, 2022

Goshen Knife

A sharp implement, most of the time a knife, that is the most redundant and useless piece of equipment that a Boy Scout can purchase at camp Goshen.

Wow, you bought a Goshen knife, you must be stupid.

by average heretic June 27, 2022

Bob is pro at fork knife

It’s a word from back in 890 dc it meant I god is good god is great god is goooodddd glizzy

Bob is pro at fork knife he can eat steak like pros

by Bob is pro fork knife February 26, 2022

Poop knifing

The act of cutting your poop in half while shiting. This is done by clenching your anus with great force to separate the poop in half. Some people will jokingly say they can separate there

I had to start poop knifing due to the sheer length of my poop.

by Poop knifing September 24, 2025