katie holmes

actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.

i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.

by erik lervold September 5, 2005

Katie Hopkins

A woman who looks old enough to be Boris Johnson’s grandma. She is the UK’s most ignorant woman and she needs to get a life because the only thing fat in this world is the size of her nose.

Katie Hopkins shares the award of the UK’s most ignorant woman, along side Piers Morgan who is the male owner of this title.

by Katie Hopkins can get fucked May 17, 2020

katie head

One who is addicted to the drug Ketamine

"Take it some place else, you goddamn Katie heads." - Watchmen written by Alan Moore

by Katyyy8123 June 4, 2014

dirty katie

Having sex with someone after winning Uno, and proceeding to fuck them violently

After winning Uno for the millionth time, Katie gave Sam the hardest Dirty Katie she ever could.

by Sam Fuckanun November 24, 2007

Katie Bates

FUCKIN' MASSIVE FURRY

ALSO INTO BEASTIALITY

Fuckin' hell you seen Katie bates

by STWxiLLuSiOnZ September 4, 2018

Katie Rayner

Fabulous, Talented creature. Reasonably chill and too good for nasty hoes and crusty man bitches. Treat her badly and you'll be sorry when she is a famous queen.

"Yo who's that fabulous queen"
"Dude that's Katie Rayner! She's so awesome!"

Or

"OMG KATIE RAYNER!! I NEEEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH"

by Queen Kae February 15, 2017

Katie's Blackburn

A terrible STD discovered in 1992 among the lesbians of Pittsburgh. It is extremely foul and lies dormant until disturbed, but once awakened, its wrath is unstoppable. Characterized by turbans and outfits worn the previous night. Often becomes delusional when fed alcohol. The only known treatment is sex with straight women.

Don't wake Katie's Blackburn, pee in the alley!

by Queen Lesbian October 7, 2011