When Joshua is your boyfriend, he will properly court you and take you on fancy dates. He'll plan ahead and communicate that he wants you. He gives you his time. In this sense, he is a true man. He is empathetic, OBSESSED with jazz music, and handsome. He will never leave you hurting - he will work things out with you and resolve things to the bitter end. The downfall is all of his lies. He will be dishonest, SO dishonest to the point that you question every single thing he's ever told you. All of his constant lies make you wonder if who he portrayed himself to be and his image is who he really was. It makes you question his motives, and calls into question whether his reason for breaking up with you is truly the real reason. At the end of the day, although he may disrespect you and make up stories about you behind his back to make himself look better, one thing's for sure, he won't be mean to you. Another downfall is that Joshua takes a lot of different girls out on dates, and may try to cover this up. He's not a dick. A truly patient gentleman, but the truth will always be messy.
Wow, that guy bought you all those flowers just because of a small disagreement? A true Joshua.
You found out that he was lying about MORE things?! Even after he promised he was being honest and you explained to him how much it hurt you the first 1000 times? Again?! That's fucked up.. Joshua hasn't changed. That's not good for marriage. I knew it all along... something was off about him.
You found out that he was lying about MORE things?! Even after he promised he was being honest and you explained to him how much it hurt you the first 1000 times? Again?! That's fucked up.. Joshua hasn't changed. That's not good for marriage. I knew it all along... something was off about him.
by ElaineMirach March 26, 2021
Get the Joshuamug. Has the biggest dick out there
by Williammmm6998 September 3, 2022
Get the Joshua Wallacemug. Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.
Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m
by Forewarde February 13, 2025
Get the Joshua Salimmug. he is amazing. he is sweet, funny caring, charismatic, he will always lighten your day up. he has gorgeous brown hair that looks natural gorgeous green eyes, that sparkle in his eyes. he will always be romantic for you when you least expensive, makes the coolest stuff and is all around the most handsome and sweetest guy you will ever meet. you need a joshua for life
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