jon

can’t lie on it

on jon

by xXx_DragonzZ_xXx November 20, 2024

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Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.

Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?

by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021

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Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you

Jon

by yonnyoy November 23, 2021

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jon

everyones fav dilf

“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”

by jonfangirl March 2, 2024

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The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

by imsoinsane February 3, 2017

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jon

lets just say hes pwitty cwacked at fortine, also a big hit with the dordy sorts😉, he has a 2inch dick and likes his tummy being tiggled. btw hes gonna make prob 1mil a yr from his gold card (50% get it).
#loveislove
#gaypower
#dordy sorts come my way. @jonjw14

jon slays the night away

by no12345676543 February 27, 2024

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