Jordan 

Jordan is nothing short of amazing. He's smart, and plays sports. He really cute and has such a friendly and kind personality which is why he's is so popular. If you find yourself a Jordan then keep him.

Look at that dude over there, he's a Jordan.
I wish I was smart like jordan.
You see that cute guy over there, he's a Jordan

Jordan by Therealdefiner101 October 13, 2019

Jordan 

Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits

Oh Jordan you make me so wet

Jordan by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019

Jordan 

A guy who is always there when you need him, and actually notices when your not okay. He is hot as hell!! He is super loyal, and caring. He is always there when you need him.

Friend #1 - Bro, who’s that guy? He hella cute!!
Friend #2 - I know right, that’s jordan, my boyfriend.
Friend #1 - Damn, I’m jealous.

Jordan by Jordan’s gurl October 14, 2019

Jordan 

A little Asian boy who thinks he’s cool by not and suck at football as basketball

Jordan is a bumb little boy and suck at basketball

Jordan by Blah12blah October 18, 2019

Jordan 

A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.

YO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A JORDAN. SEE THAT ERECTION HE HAS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE TEACHER?

Jordan by theungreatchild October 19, 2019

Jordan 

Gay

Jordan is gay

Jordan by Jddbwhwhshsbs October 21, 2019

Jordan 

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

Jordan by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019