A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
by TotalHooman May 21, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. a kind, patient and loving man. looks scary but her heart is very soft. happy to be funny even though behind it he harbors sadness. It's easy to get depressed but it's great to cover up those feelings. careless but meticulous, has multiple personalities
Jonathan Dolidonda
by joko pemuja setan November 22, 2021
Get the Jonathan Dolidondamug. Jonathan is simply the greatest man who ever graced this earth. A compassionate lover and inspirational father, he is truly the best thing to happen to you. Especially if you have a heart of gold
by Jonathan081918 November 25, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. He is an awesome guy that’s really really fun to talk to. A great person to have a good laugh with and very trustworthy. He knows what he wants and is a very loyal guy. An amazing biker and bullies verona for not being able to ride a bike.
by lavender is superior July 11, 2020
Get the jonathanmug. I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
Get the Jonathan, my Goldmug. 
a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
Get the jonathan stanleymug.