Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

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Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

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Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.

Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.

by Pingpong Jock October 6, 2020

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Jock

Jock - To copy someone

I put my username as adxmob and my cousin is such a jock he copied it

by Plow300 June 3, 2019

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Rotters Jock

A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.

My underwear is wet and now I have contracted Rotters Jock

by Denislovesrashers September 8, 2020

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Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.

Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????

by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017

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