A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
Get the Glitter Jockmug. by S3men3ata October 26, 2017
Get the cock before jockmug. CJ
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
by Maser vinz November 8, 2022
Get the Control Jockmug. Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
by Rusty Trombosis March 12, 2024
Get the Headbutting his jocksmug. A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
Get the jock swaggermug. by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016
Get the Jock Danielsmug. cool guy, have very strong legs. is very easy to get along, but tend to salute nazis AND commies on the street. a typical jocke likes MLP and gnomes.
by endingdingvärld April 2, 2017
Get the jockemug.