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Cream J

The sexual act of cumming into someones nostril and having it be spit out of their mouth, thus creating a J shaped path on which the cum traveled.
I gave Sarah a cream j last night.
by b5200 October 21, 2008
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Free-J

A DJ that is so bad that he can only get gigs where he spins for free.
This Free-J sucks, I'm out of here.
by Adam F. June 14, 2006
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J-rock

J-rock is 'japanese rock' but shortened. It is basically rock music from japan. J-rock has progressed over the years, and now some j-rock albums you are now able to get in the USA more easier than before.

Most j-rock bands are found out over the internet, or animes. For instance, the j-rock band FLOW does the opening song for the anime Eureka Seven, The Pillows did the ending song for the anime FLCL, and Asian Kung-Fu Generation did several opening songs for the anime FullMetal Alchemist, all making the bands more popular and well-known throughout the USA.

Some people think j-rock is in it's own genre, but it is NOT it's own seperate genre of music. J-rock is just used to tell you the music is from Japan.
One popular j-rock band is Dir En Grey.
by AnticxGREY October 8, 2006
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J-Buff

Shortened version of reggae/classic rock singer Jimmy Buffet's name.
JBuff started his concert with Cheeseburger in Paradise and finished with his classic, Margaritaville.
by Tom and Julie July 27, 2005
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j log

definition a volatile bowel movement known to plug most toilets it contacts. It is known for it's distinct letter J shape. Although the cause is unknown many experts maintain that this is a result of witholding facility use for weeks upon time. So far remedies for the notorious 'J log' include eating a healthy supply of dates or other fiber rich foods can restore regularity to one's system.
"Chris do you know why the toilet isn't working?"
"Yeah someone J loged it, notice the J shape it has"
by jermaine dupri November 22, 2005
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j hoes

abbreviated slang for jehovah witnesses
Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC
by wildmilechamp August 28, 2006
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J Wal

The J Wal is the combination of a mustache ride, a cleveland steamroller, and then finishing up with a Dirty Sanchez. This is the kinkiest of all sexual acts.
Mike: "Dude, I took Janie home last night and totally gave her a J Wal!!"

Steve: "Nice!"
by BAD COBRA April 26, 2006
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