Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

The dame comes out from behind the curtains

When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.

At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.

by Kirstles January 20, 2021

Let me show you my shower curtain...

She wants the D.

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."

by Bigger is Better October 6, 2016

curtain dropper

A slightly revealing picture sent during flirting with another person on text, or in person showing off a few revealing areas on the body.

"Susan, I was texting John, and sent a Curtain dropper, He replied with one too."
"Marie was talking to James, she gave him a curtain dropper."

by Curtain dropper March 30, 2020

curtain whipping

Clambagging. The female equivalent of tea bagging; when a female puts her crotch in someone's face, especially mouth.

I was just sitting down and that lady started curtain whipping me out of the blue!

by Sammkat November 16, 2012

roman curtains

A superb Vagina that has nice folds like premium roman curtains

Jess has porn quality Roman curtains Unlike Amy’s leftover roastbeef meat curtains

by Atom meatshaft D July 10, 2020