butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

Micro butt

An extremely tiny, but nice looking, female rear end

That girls anorexic looking but has a nice micro butt

by Sully2 May 3, 2017

bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

butt fever

A bad case of diarrhea and vomiting caused by the stomach flu.

Be careful and wash your hands the butt fever will get you down!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Butt feels

Butt feels is the feeling you get after an intense mountain bike ride. Always the day after.

"We did a 10 mile loop on Saturday, I've still got the butt feels when I try to sit down."

by Dumbassquestions September 8, 2015

butt-whisper

fart

"Did you just butt-whisper?"

by marley1bone May 12, 2014

butt curl

The rapid and completely involuntary inward contraction made by one's anal sphincter muscle in response to something abhorrent, unnatural, or just plain repulsive.

Mom left her used tampon in the toilet and forgot to flush, dude! Totally made my butt curl when lifted the lid.

by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016