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Twitterlight Zone

When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.
At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.

@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."

2 hours later....

@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."
by Yomamaeatsbizkits February 5, 2010
mugGet the Twitterlight Zonemug.

n00b-zone

1. A place, website, forum, chatroom where n00bs gather, or too many n00bs visit to think they're 1337.

2. A group or crew of n00bs who call themselves uber and ask annoying newbie questions.
"Man, that one site had turned into total N00b-Zone!"

"Lets get out this chatroom, it's N00b-Zone!"

"Those kids are 100% n00b-zone!"
by gRuVeKiTtY August 22, 2005
mugGet the n00b-zonemug.

Zone 6

A girl named Vicky who claims she’s black, she’s 44% black out of 100 🤦🏾 ♀️🤦🏾 ♀️
Hey I’m Vicky and I’m black girl not white. Papi jj is my husband and I’m pregnant 🤰🏾 with twins but ion know if it’s 100 percent true because he saying he a virgin but I’m pregnant with twins and I’m from Zone 6
by IDISLIKEVICKY October 8, 2017
mugGet the Zone 6mug.

Friend zone

The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends.
Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime:

Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/

me: (in head) why does god hate me?

me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now.

girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls*

me: lying bitch

and this is why the friend zone sucks.
by ihatemylife1234567891011 September 11, 2011
mugGet the Friend zonemug.

crip zone

Damn, the only parking spaces left are crip zones.
by Mike RN January 14, 2008
mugGet the crip zonemug.

Pomu zone

Im in the pomu zone.
We are all in the pomu zone.
by Pomu zone August 29, 2021
mugGet the Pomu zonemug.

Splash Zone

The common place(s) a man cums on a girl after sex. Such as her tits, face, hair, pussy, stomach, mouth, ass, or feet.
My favorite part of her splash zone to cum on is her stomach.
by Bosscular October 27, 2015
mugGet the Splash Zonemug.

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