Pea-can

1. The proper way to say the word "pecan". Hotly debated by many, the proper pronunciation of this nut is actually Pea-Can.

2. Also a reference to a person that feels the proper pronunciation of "pecan" is Peh-Khan.

Bro, that pea-can pie looks awesome.

Dude, she is such a pea-can. We need to teach her how to really say that word correctly.

by TheConsultant September 12, 2012

beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.

Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?

by David Todd March 19, 2007

Trash canning

The act of placing a trash can in the middle of a busy street int he middle of the night and watching a car unexpectedly strike it.

Travis - "hey man, remember when we went trash canning and that truck hit our roadblock and almost crashed?"

jason - "yea man, that was awesome"

Travis - "yea, it was awesome. Nest time we'll use your mom as the roadblock. After all, she is a cum dumpster."

by ROFL-Chopper February 3, 2010

Shit-Canned

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"

"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"

by D-i-Z September 11, 2005

Pringles Can

The amount of time it takes one to fill a pringles can with sperm.

It's been almost three pringles cans since I have had sex!


He plays so much everqust, he probably wont get laid for thirty pringles cans.

by Nosnam November 20, 2003

soup cans

Apparently, it is what labels are for.

-You wear so much Abercrombie, you're such a prep!
-ZOMG STOOPID LABELZ R 4 SOUP CANS!

by Katinthehat May 15, 2007

ass in a can

This term is used when something or someone smells disgusting.

While at the zoo frank turns to jimmy and says "DUDE! Don't go by the monkey cage it smells like ass in a can over there.

or

"Jaime, take a shower, you smell like ass in a can."

by BLaCKTeaRS664 August 1, 2006