itchweed

Itchweed is the hottest guy ever. He has the biggest dick that I have ever seen. I would love to date itchweed.

A, did you see itchweed yesterday.
B, yeah I did he had a giant Bonner.

by Itchweed1738 May 21, 2016

Itchie wawa

A term used for getting ladies snatch

I'm gonna go out and get me some itchie wawa to tonight boys!!

by Acornsss May 24, 2017

itch thought

Whenever you can't remember a thought and it bothers you.

I have a itch thought and it's driving me crazy.

by Titus Arillius September 21, 2017

Itch

An irresistible feeling of wanting to screw a fictional character or someone in real life.

P1 : I have an itch right now.
P2 : Bruh scratch it!
P1 : K I'm going to pornhub
P2 : Bruh what!?

by EmoTeen52 March 11, 2020

flab itch

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

Beer Itch

The feeling you get when you have to have something cold and you know that a soda just won't do.

Hey man, I've got a beer itch. Throw me a cold one!

by Kruelt July 13, 2010

red itch

Also known as "raw itch." This is a term for a scalp itch that is so persistent that it continues to itch even after you have managed to scrape your scalp raw.

Girl: "Maybe you should wash your hair."
Guy: "You're probably right. I had a terrible red itch today."

by erndre November 7, 2010