kenneth woods

he is a hot boy that everyone likes and will most likely make it to the MLS. And it is easy for him to take your girl and fuck her

He is such a Kenneth Woods

by Kenneth Woods February 13, 2018

Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.

Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

wood hugger

A condom

I put a wood hugger on my penis.

by HenzKat December 27, 2017

pulp wood

A penis thats not hard but not soft.

''I look at Lady Gaga and I get such Pulp Wood''.

by salem and nightmare February 26, 2010

Wood burner

High speed male masturbation

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.

by Wood burn February 27, 2018

Flip the wood

During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood

He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood

by Paranoid Squad August 19, 2017

cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.

Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.

by aalh November 2, 2011