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Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023
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Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.
We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.
by The Cannon July 1, 2023
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buzzin' human

Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.
look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human
by mario@glos September 5, 2010
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human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.
There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.
by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017
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human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."
by orangeplum. October 23, 2023
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Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.
Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.
by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020
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Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.
Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”
by TheBoscats August 6, 2018
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