During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009
Get the two-horned unicornmug. by Tuggboat February 18, 2018
Get the corn my hornmug. 
The Texas Long Horn is like the shocker but fold down your ring finger and middle finger, slip your pinky into thier brown eye and you know what to do with the other finger
But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles
But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles
by ybm916 January 29, 2007
Get the Texas Long Hornmug. the new operating system from microsoft that is in development, it is supposed to be the holy grail of operating systems, its 64 bit coded and mixed with a powerfull video card. this OS can do some damage.
in stores 2005
by JeVoNeR December 8, 2003
Get the long hornmug. An odd gimick that seems to make no sense at all. Used in televised adverts and only suceeds in confusing the audience. The creation of Pot Noodle.
by lordpestilence July 31, 2005
Get the Pot Noodle Hornmug. A girl/ woman that is completely loyal, looks innocent,looks the other way at side chicks but she is a freak,only to her man they are closest thing to having your cake and eating it too!
by Lady Soldier AKA Mrs. Conley April 13, 2016
Get the Angel With Hornsmug.