Alpha Hoe

In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community whom the others follow. In Homo sapiens the Alpha Hoe prides themselves on their ability to Attract and wrangle the "Cock". If dick hunting was economics their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Hoe Pack is envitbly diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a alpha hoe at the top, competiters for Alpha Hoe in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling alpha and take her place.

1) Two college roommates vying for "Alpha Hoe" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA in a futile attempt to show off there cock courting superiority and in the process discourage other hoes.
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood

by Eric MC5th September 24, 2009

IG Hoe

Any person who seeks to get attention, likes, or approval by posting provocative pics on InstaGram

You looking like a IG Hoe posting all them thirsty pics!

by cstirg February 2, 2015

dumb hoe

an expression TO BE MAD >;(DUMB HOE

TIANA: THAT BITCH IS A DUMB HOE SUCH A DUMB HOE
KEVEN:TF THATS MY COUSIN DOOD. +++++

by Hotbitch999turnitaround July 3, 2018

thirsty hoe

A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.

A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.

*Hot guy on instagram* "Oh my god youre soooo hot!"

"Damn, someones being a thirsty hoe."

by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016

the hoe filter

Snapchat filters are created by Snapchat (hence the name) and used by Snapchat users in order to optimize the fun of using the popular mobile app. The hoe filter is one of the most popular filters, as it is frequently used by hoes (hence its name). The filter itself has an innocent design adding dog ears and tongue on the face of the individual placed in the center of the screen, e.g. a hoe posing with 'adorable' dog features.

Kyle: "So'up mate. I hear you are seeing a new girl!"
Matt: "Na. She might be a hoe..."
Kyle: "Well, how can you tell?"
Matt: "Yesterday she created a MyStory of her posing with The Hoe Filter for more than 60 seconds."
Kyle: "Oh she's that kind of girl..."
Matt: *sighs*

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by sugary April 9, 2016

Breakfast Hoes

A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.

"Bro these girls are breakfast hoes"
"Why?"
"Cause they're all flaky af!"

by ClickClackRat January 3, 2015

Stank Hoe

function: adjective
etymology: SouthEastern United States; contemptuous word for a woman of low moral character and hygiene

usually disparaging: 1)a malodorous woman indiscriminently engaging in sexual intercourse of all kinds with multiple partners.
2)A woman who neglects proplerly cleaning her vagina prior to sexual intercourse
3)A woman with a foul mouth and bad attitude.

(a) Amber was a real stank hoe lastnight. She was banging Johnny in the club, ditched him and went home with Larry, and didn't even shower before coming to church this morning!
(b) Did you smell that funky bitch!?! That stank hoe needs to take a bath.
(c) Oh, NO-SHE-DID-NOT!!! That stank hoe did not just say that to me!

by byron225 August 25, 2006