Breakfast Hoes

A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.

"Bro these girls are breakfast hoes"
"Why?"
"Cause they're all flaky af!"

by ClickClackRat January 3, 2015

Stank Hoe

function: adjective
etymology: SouthEastern United States; contemptuous word for a woman of low moral character and hygiene

usually disparaging: 1)a malodorous woman indiscriminently engaging in sexual intercourse of all kinds with multiple partners.
2)A woman who neglects proplerly cleaning her vagina prior to sexual intercourse
3)A woman with a foul mouth and bad attitude.

(a) Amber was a real stank hoe lastnight. She was banging Johnny in the club, ditched him and went home with Larry, and didn't even shower before coming to church this morning!
(b) Did you smell that funky bitch!?! That stank hoe needs to take a bath.
(c) Oh, NO-SHE-DID-NOT!!! That stank hoe did not just say that to me!

by byron225 August 25, 2006

Hoe Bot

Myspace spam in the form of a beautiful (though often not) girl who wants be your friend, talk to you, or be your girlfriend. Generally they are completely fictional, but sometimes they will actually have conversations with you via instant messaging.Most likely, you'll be talking to a man.

"IT'S A TRAP! Dude, that girl doesn't want to be your friend, she's a Hoe Bot and she wants you to pay fifteen bucks a month for her pornsite."

by smokeycut December 26, 2008

hoe logic

the way in which a very promiscuous girl/guy validates their reasons for their actions or feelings

I wish I could understand hoe logic.

by bobsburgersbitch March 23, 2016

film hoe

The type of girl who runs a letterboxd account and loves A24 a little too much. She wears mostly black and red. Her favourite type of movies is probably thriller or horror. She is almost always in a pair of doc martens and loves zodiac signs. This girl WILL suck your dick if you watch Hereditary with her. She also definitely has daddy issues. Watch out for this girl because she is also probably into some freaky shit, hence the hoe part. (also most likely a part of wicca or a satanic cult)

Damn last night i met this girl who was a total film hoe. She wanted to netflix and chill but, she made us watch The Shining i ended up too scared to fuck and she was so into it i thought she was gonna kill me.

by A24hoe October 13, 2018

Hoe chicken

A girl/boy that is for everybody and is scared of every thing

Oh so my friend is such a hoe chicken she is literally scared of so many things

by Lexi🔮 December 1, 2018

Hoe Loan

A Hoe Loan is when a hoe needs fast cash for hoe things like going to Las Vegas, going to a club, a bottle, bottle service, hoe attire, etc. Hoes normally pay the hoe loans back through hoe actions or they just get the cash because they are great hoes.

Hey Landon, I need a hoe loan! I'm going to Vegas this weekend.

by Ari Marie G. June 3, 2014