chicken helmet

where you fuck a girl stupid. not blonde stupid, drooling retard stupid.

"Man, I fucked her so hard last night, she was droolin' when she left." "You gave her a chicken helmet?" "Yea I did"

by jamap September 30, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

German helmet

A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.

Douche: I swear that b**** gave me a German helmet
Johnny: You lie.

by Chronos9 February 21, 2011

helmethead

a person who is retarded

another form of the word is helmet or helmets plural!

My friends are such helmetheads.

You guys are being such helmets.

dannanananananaBATMAN'S A HELMET!

by Green Lantern and Cat Woman!!! June 22, 2008

helpie

FIrstly I invented the word a couple of years ago, when a group of my wife's friends wanted to all have their mobile phone photograph taken and it could only be done with me taking the picture.

So I said, I will help you by taking the photo, so the whole group could be in the picture and I will call it a HELPIE.

A single person, or a group of people, who want their mobile phone / camera photograph taken, however they all want to be in the picture, so I offer to take the photo for them and it is a " helpie " A helpie is always a much improved photograph over a selfie.

by Mr X November 24, 2018

Mixing Helmet

You are a complete fucking herb if you wear a helmet to spin records.

Yo B! I wore this tight ass mixing helmet up in the club last night.

by herbal_life October 9, 2006

Pussy Helmet

A miniskirt that is so short as to to be just long enough to cover the pussy.

A miniskirt not much larger than a belt.

That pussy helmet is so short it's a wonder she hasn't been arrested for prostitution.

by skwirly January 4, 2012