by JasonFive February 24, 2005
Get the Helmet Timemug. It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021
Get the Russian Heat Helmetmug. A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023
Get the nacho helmetmug. by datbaedoe December 15, 2013
Get the helmetmug. When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015
Get the shit on my helmetmug. When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
by Mctip July 10, 2016
Get the porcelain helmetmug. by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the bobby helmetmug.