Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.
by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS January 6, 2022

Heaven is funny,crazy and tough she is strong and kind of always in trouble she is super pretty and loyal she ie amazing you always need a heaven in your life
by Tiana ross January 12, 2019

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by ISulliedMyself September 15, 2019

HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.
Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.
Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.
If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.
Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.
Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.
If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.
Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?
If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?
Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?
Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
by Keeping it 100 from Cali November 7, 2021

A term that could be used sarcastically to refer to socially powerful Chinese people, particularly those who are corrupt or who are trying to covertly influence other countries. The term can refer to CCP officials, other public figures working (openly or secretly) on behalf of the Chinese government, or even leaders of organized Chinese crime groups, etc.
It’s a reference to “Son of Heaven”, the official title formerly held by the Chinese emperor.
It would be directly analogous to the word “oligarch” used in the context of the post-Soviet world, and implies a similar level of critique. Use of the term would be helpful as it would provide a way to openly criticize Chinese influence in one’s own society without coming across as racist or Sinophobic. That’s because it doesn’t apply to all Chinese people, only the powerful and corrupt ones.
It’s a reference to “Son of Heaven”, the official title formerly held by the Chinese emperor.
It would be directly analogous to the word “oligarch” used in the context of the post-Soviet world, and implies a similar level of critique. Use of the term would be helpful as it would provide a way to openly criticize Chinese influence in one’s own society without coming across as racist or Sinophobic. That’s because it doesn’t apply to all Chinese people, only the powerful and corrupt ones.
I don’t have anything against ordinary Chinese people, but the Sons of Heaven have FAR too much influence in Hollywood and Washington, D.C., and that’s a real problem.
My ex-girlfriend is from China, and she loathes the Sons of Heaven as much as I do. She’d probably be a political prisoner today if she hadn’t come to America.
I hear people are talking about a possible invasion of Taiwan. Looks like the Sons of Heaven are at it again.
The Sons of Heaven claim they have actually been doing the Tibetans and Uyghurs a favor all these years. Like I’m ever going to believe that.
My ex-girlfriend is from China, and she loathes the Sons of Heaven as much as I do. She’d probably be a political prisoner today if she hadn’t come to America.
I hear people are talking about a possible invasion of Taiwan. Looks like the Sons of Heaven are at it again.
The Sons of Heaven claim they have actually been doing the Tibetans and Uyghurs a favor all these years. Like I’m ever going to believe that.
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 16, 2024

A heavens hot tub is the act of cumming inside a woman’s vagina, laying there after without pulling out and allowing your cock to relax in a hot blend of cum and cunt juices.
Last night after I screwed Betsy I told her to shut up and lay still while I enjoyed a heavens hot tub
by TrialBeRank November 16, 2019
