Harrison is the person with the biggest dick ever and yo mama loves him and its like 11 inches long and
by bigdickharrisonman January 27, 2025
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His teen years were a moody mix of "I hate you for leaving me!" and "Dad, teach me your murder-ways!"
His teen years were a moody mix of "I hate you for leaving me!" and "Dad, teach me your murder-ways!"
Person 1: Ugh, the ending of New Blood was so rushed!
Person 2: Right? They spent all season on **Harrison Morgan** brooding just for that? Classic teen drama, but with murder
Person 2: Right? They spent all season on **Harrison Morgan** brooding just for that? Classic teen drama, but with murder
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When you stand in the rain for so long you risk getting pneumonia
Named after US President William Henry Harrison, who spent 2 hours in the rain and died a month later
Named after US President William Henry Harrison, who spent 2 hours in the rain and died a month later
Person 1: Hey man, you sure you don’t wanna come back inside? You’re getting soaked
Person 2: Nah man, I’m Harrisonmaxxing
Karen: Schools need to ban Singing in the Rain because it encourages Harrisonmaxxing
Person 2: Nah man, I’m Harrisonmaxxing
Karen: Schools need to ban Singing in the Rain because it encourages Harrisonmaxxing
by BottomTierAsshole March 9, 2026
Get the Harrisonmaxxing mug.(kennesaw) high school where 1 out of 10 people are black, and 1 out of every 2 blacks think theyre ghetto but 0% of of those niggers are actually ghetto. youll see the whitest kid living in a big ass house but thinks hes hood, shi youll see a nigga in an even bigger house who thinks hes even more hood. the people that know they aint hood usually end up doing coke at parties anyways so you gotta pick ur poison.
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Get the Harrisonism mug.Multi-Dimensional Autism? (MDA) also known as Harrison Syndrome is a developmental disability caused by differences in the brain. Some people with Harrison Syndrome have a known difference, such as a genetic condition.
People with Harrison Syndrome often have problems with social communication and interaction, and restricted or repetitive behaviors or interests. People with Harrison Syndrome may also have different ways of learning, moving, or paying attention. These characteristics can make life very challenging. It is important to note that some people with Harrison syndrome might also have some of these symptoms:
-No short term memory past 45 minutes
-Lives with their parents at 31 years old
-Exhibits little to no self awareness
-Is balding badly
-Speaks slowly
-Scripting remarks such as "My grandfather was a brilliant neurologist".
-Has homosexual humiliation fetish
-Play the same video game over 15 years
-Has a strong desire to join the army
-Frequently leaving and rejoining discord servers
-Has an obsession with drinking hand sanitizer
People with Harrison Syndrome often have problems with social communication and interaction, and restricted or repetitive behaviors or interests. People with Harrison Syndrome may also have different ways of learning, moving, or paying attention. These characteristics can make life very challenging. It is important to note that some people with Harrison syndrome might also have some of these symptoms:
-No short term memory past 45 minutes
-Lives with their parents at 31 years old
-Exhibits little to no self awareness
-Is balding badly
-Speaks slowly
-Scripting remarks such as "My grandfather was a brilliant neurologist".
-Has homosexual humiliation fetish
-Play the same video game over 15 years
-Has a strong desire to join the army
-Frequently leaving and rejoining discord servers
-Has an obsession with drinking hand sanitizer
I got really thirsty earlier, but due to my Harrison Syndrome I accidentally chugged an entire bottle of hand sanitizer instead of water.
by jbird53916 August 5, 2025
Get the Harrison Syndrome mug.A privileged white person dressing up and fully embodying a fictionalized version of “black culture” or “the oppressed urban experience,” often involving meticulous adoption of AAVE slang, oversized clothing, rap playlists on repeat, fake tans, cornrows (when daring), and strategic life choices like moving to “diverse” neighborhoods. All combined with roleplaying mannerisms, speech patterns, and performative outrage to immerse themselves in the character. Popular among suburban liberals at PTA meetings, BLM rallies, and college admission strategy sessions. It’s a dedicated hobby focused on accuracy to the stereotype, artistic virtue-signaling, and gaming elite systems, allowing enthusiasts to connect with imagined struggle while boosting their kids’ “diversity points” for schools like UCLA or Harvard.
Unlike regular cosplay, the costume never comes off, it’s a lifestyle commitment. Bonus levels unlocked by sending your white children to predominantly black public schools so they can write tear-jerking essays about “growing up in a marginalized community” despite living in a $1.2M renovated house two blocks away.
Unlike regular cosplay, the costume never comes off, it’s a lifestyle commitment. Bonus levels unlocked by sending your white children to predominantly black public schools so they can write tear-jerking essays about “growing up in a marginalized community” despite living in a $1.2M renovated house two blocks away.
That Harrison dad's race cosplay game is god-tier: durag under his Patagonia fleece, blasting Kendrick in his Tesla, lecturing everyone at the craft beer bar about systemic racism while sipping a $14 IPA. Sends his twins to the “authentic” district so they can claim “adversity overcame.” When Stanford waitlists the neighbor’s kid but accepts his: posts rare Pepe with caption “feels good man, diversity win”
3. That dang Harrison couple: they gentrified a block in Oakland, complained about rising rents they caused, adopted a “soul food” Thanksgiving (with Whole Foods ingredients), and shipped Brayden off to a 95% black high school 45 minutes away. His common app essay? “Navigating cultural differences as a minority in my school.” Ivy League full ride secured. Pepe sipping tea: “it’s free real estate”
4. That Harrison kid nailed the race cosplay look: box braids from a Yelp-reviewed salon, “Black Lives Matter” yard sign bigger than the house, and a playlist titled “Woke AF.” Goes to the “diverse” public school while she virtue-signals on Nextdoor about safety concerns. UCLA early decision accept: sad Pepe turns smug “we did it reddit”
3. That dang Harrison couple: they gentrified a block in Oakland, complained about rising rents they caused, adopted a “soul food” Thanksgiving (with Whole Foods ingredients), and shipped Brayden off to a 95% black high school 45 minutes away. His common app essay? “Navigating cultural differences as a minority in my school.” Ivy League full ride secured. Pepe sipping tea: “it’s free real estate”
4. That Harrison kid nailed the race cosplay look: box braids from a Yelp-reviewed salon, “Black Lives Matter” yard sign bigger than the house, and a playlist titled “Woke AF.” Goes to the “diverse” public school while she virtue-signals on Nextdoor about safety concerns. UCLA early decision accept: sad Pepe turns smug “we did it reddit”
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