Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI

british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away

by rozlarrr June 4, 2023

Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world

RUN SAM THE HAM RUN

by Mistysocks August 25, 2022

Ham Wank

To have a wank whilst having a slice of ham between your hand and your penis.

I went to the shops to get some sliced ham so I could ham wank all night.

by dozza909 January 25, 2012

Code HAM

an alert denoting the presence of a Hot Ass Mom. Usually between coworkers at video game stores and other fine retail shops.

"We have a Code HAM on eisle seven."
"I need a manager to the register...Code HAM. I repeat...CODE HAM!

by Letgo May 1, 2003

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005