Heaven

In the place I was born is the "best place" in a woman's body.
Man 1: Look at that girl!
Man2: And what?
Man1: I was coming inside her heaven tonight!
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HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.

Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.

Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.

If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.

Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?

If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?

Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
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Ice cream is Heaven
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Heaven is beautiful and unique. Heaven the sound of peace. Heaven who takes care of our beloved. Heaven we look up to and pray for better days. But very hard to find.
Heaven must be missing angel’s
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Heaven is a girl who is cute asl N a bad bitch N is also a keeper
Person 1 : yo damn heaven fine

Person 2 : yeah she a bad bitch I dont know hoe anyone can lose her
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Heaven is pierced!
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A place where GattiTown and everything you love is there(restaurant/store wise)
Bro heaven is the best *eats pizza on bumper car*
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