Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

Heaven

Heaven is a beautiful young lady who deserves the world. She is kind, caring , and funny. She would never leave you behind no matter what.

Heaven has worked her hardest. Give her what she deserves.

by AJSTAYRIZZY November 22, 2023

Heaven

The most beautiful woman you would ever meet. She is intelligent,Beautiful,funny,the greatest and she knows how to be there for You

Heaven Is the best

by Smilelylylylylylylyl May 26, 2019

Heaven says

A song about a man getting tortured and forced to spell easy words like 'answer.'

HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER
WHY ARE YOU TORMETING ME LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, I JUST-
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'MANKIND'

D-I-S-E-A-S-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'SIN'

F-R-I-E-N-D-S
WRONG, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 'Y-O-U'

by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023

South of heaven

Giving someone a rimmy

I went south of heaven last night on me bird

by BigWigga123 March 14, 2025

heaven preserve us

Spoken when something terrible occurs.

Another school shooting!! Heaven preserve us

by Sicilian Cowboy March 27, 2023

Heaven

When gordos plays skeletons and you’re high with your grandparents

Gordos just played skeletons and i’m high with my grandparents; this is heaven.

by Chuck Worster March 5, 2025