canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it
Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....
by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023
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Grenade Launcher

A weapon that launches grenade (it’s literally in the name).

Pretty straightforward, eh?
Soldier 1: Hey Soldier 2! Get the Grenade Launcher!
Soldier 2: Roger that!
by pentatonic July 21, 2023
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Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
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Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
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Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa
A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
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Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.
by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019
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Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God
He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area
by Slimjimninja May 28, 2020
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