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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole
Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked
by KCXNT August 18, 2024
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Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.
Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024
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Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.
Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024
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Glorpysploopy

Running up to somebody and pissing all over them.
I got arrested for a Glorpysploopy and run.
by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025
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gloryhole

A small hole made through a wall, typically found inside a bathroom stall, for people to perform sexual activities anonymously.
He'll be so mad once he finds out that it was me he was bonking through that gloryhole in that stall.
by cobracrazy487 January 24, 2025
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Glory Queen

Glory Queen (noun): A person who obsessively documents and shares their life online, seeking admiration and validation through social media. They thrive on attention, curating their experiences for maximum glory. Often exuding confidence and a regal presence, their sexuality is bold, commanding, and unapologetic—fitting for a queen.
Declan is such a glory queen, he loves posting all that nonsense and just won't come out of the closet
by Bronwyn February 23, 2025
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